RF

“Patrick and I went and saw a movie Thursday night at midnight and I was playing this game called “Make Patrick blush” which basically consists of.. making Patrick blush. He bought the movie tickets so I paid for a cab to the theater. I told Patrick our ride there was a surprise, I had him thinking it was anything from a limo to a semitruck. I had the cab driver pick up whatever cheap flowers he could cause I figured Patrick would laugh it off and throw them out, but he ended up putting them in the bus. He blushed a few times from that, and once when I asked the cab driver how long until we got to the theater because “My boyfriend wanted to get me in the dark theater already,” which resulted in him blushing the worst yet. When we got inside the theater we ended up throwing popcorn at this dude that kept saying “Shhh”, and when I say we I basically mean just me. Id throw popcorn and Patrick would slap my hand. Call me sadistic cause I kept doing it so hed hit me. Wink. Oh and yeah, grabbing his leg also results in a hand slap. Later on I had to piss and Patrick refused to let me go on his legs so I had to walk all the way to the bathroom. Being “sneaky” I came back in the other door and grabbed his shoulders to startle him, this resulted in him dropping the popcorn all over the floor. Haha. And last night we just laid around the bus and talked about things, I told him a lot of stuff Ive been dying to tell anyone, especially him. Everything he said made a lot of sense.. Im not one to get into personal details though. Its just amazing when you can find yourself even closer to the closest person to you in your life. Then again when doesnt he amaze me? Its funny how this little guy means more to me than anything ever could, how over the years hes been by my side when anyone and everyone else would turn their backs.” —

Pete Wentz, Livejournal 2005 (via anotherknifeinmybed)

FUXKk

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posted 11 hours ago on 19/10/2014 + 12,583 notes
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tags: #me #oh man yes

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

posted 11 hours ago on 19/10/2014 + 82,725 notes
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nollag:

i see no difference

posted 11 hours ago on 19/10/2014 + 20 notes
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tags: #hamlet #SAME
Hamlet: You read my journal?
Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

bloodinfecticns:

SICK

posted 17 hours ago on 19/10/2014 + 1,337 notes
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sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

posted 17 hours ago on 19/10/2014 + 190,079 notes
© vardpup
tags: #quotes #about me

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

” —

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg

I actually literally can’t with this.

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tags: #dogs #animals

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

werewolfmcwerewolf:

important scenes in the secret history

  • "what do you mean people landed on the moon?? how did they get there? when did this happen?”  this is the most important scene in the whole book 
  • richard: “did you guys have an orgy” henry: “…….. we don’t need to talk about that right now”
  • bunny steals pie from someone on financial aid
  • And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore”
  • charles gets high as hell at the funeral and kills a bee
  • "this man was not voltaire we killed.  but still.  it’s a shame. i feel bad about it."
  • "um we can’t confess to murder and go on trial. think how it’ll look!  they’ll think we’re a bunch of rich assholes high on drugs who just broke onto someone’s property and killed them."  THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
  • richard repeatedly trying to convince himself that he’s straight while deeply fascinated in an obviously sexual way by all members of the murder clique
  • richard comparing himself to gatsby in the great gatsby when he is transparently a nick figure
  • "asparagus is in season"
posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 558 notes
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tags: #fanmix

isozyme:

a sophie/howl playlist for howl’s moving castle by diana wynne jones

[listen]

posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 49 notes
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tags: #fashion
posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 1,984 notes
© heatherettxoo
posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 3,935 notes
© melindasordinos
tags: #brooklyn 99

posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 15,089 notes
© daily99
tags: #me

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just

posted 1 day ago on 18/10/2014 + 56,738 notes
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