Hi my name is Cam, 16. She/her/hers pronouns if you please. I like boys when they're in bands but I like girls all of the time, and sometimes when I try to eat I miss my mouth and get ketchup on my cheek.
“Patrick and I went and saw a movie Thursday night at midnight and I was playing this game called “Make Patrick blush” which basically consists of.. making Patrick blush. He bought the movie tickets so I paid for a cab to the theater. I told Patrick our ride there was a surprise, I had him thinking it was anything from a limo to a semitruck. I had the cab driver pick up whatever cheap flowers he could cause I figured Patrick would laugh it off and throw them out, but he ended up putting them in the bus. He blushed a few times from that, and once when I asked the cab driver how long until we got to the theater because “My boyfriend wanted to get me in the dark theater already,” which resulted in him blushing the worst yet. When we got inside the theater we ended up throwing popcorn at this dude that kept saying “Shhh”, and when I say we I basically mean just me. Id throw popcorn and Patrick would slap my hand. Call me sadistic cause I kept doing it so hed hit me. Wink. Oh and yeah, grabbing his leg also results in a hand slap. Later on I had to piss and Patrick refused to let me go on his legs so I had to walk all the way to the bathroom. Being “sneaky” I came back in the other door and grabbed his shoulders to startle him, this resulted in him dropping the popcorn all over the floor. Haha. And last night we just laid around the bus and talked about things, I told him a lot of stuff Ive been dying to tell anyone, especially him. Everything he said made a lot of sense.. Im not one to get into personal details though. Its just amazing when you can find yourself even closer to the closest person to you in your life. Then again when doesnt he amaze me? Its funny how this little guy means more to me than anything ever could, how over the years hes been by my side when anyone and everyone else would turn their backs.” —
If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.
"what do you mean people landed on the moon?? how did they get there? when did this happen?” this is the most important scene in the whole book
richard: “did you guys have an orgy” henry: “…….. we don’t need to talk about that right now”
bunny steals pie from someone on financial aid
“And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore”
charles gets high as hell at the funeral and kills a bee
"this man was not voltaire we killed. but still. it’s a shame. i feel bad about it."
"um we can’t confess to murder and go on trial. think how it’ll look! they’ll think we’re a bunch of rich assholes high on drugs who just broke onto someone’s property and killed them." THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
richard repeatedly trying to convince himself that he’s straight while deeply fascinated in an obviously sexual way by all members of the murder clique
richard comparing himself to gatsby in the great gatsby when he is transparently a nick figure